Harmless, slightly sarcastic girl from a virtually-unknown seaside town; lives in London; falls down stairs on buses a lot; swears, drinks and reads too much; sings badly; always has lip balm; addicted to overpriced coffee and bad historical fiction; loves and hates people; writes (mostly crap); takes hipster pictures; has a serious case of chronic bitchface; loves her followers, even when they’re being stupid; loves her friends, family and basically everything else (unless it involves responsible budgeting, giving up chocolate, small talk or the Conservative Party).