June 2012
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maledictor:
I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets
sigurdthemighty:
rolypoly-dandy:
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taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via selfinspiration)
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Achievement unlocked: showed my mum Leveson: The Musical.
She lol’d.
sweetlasers:
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
me: *blink*
parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
“You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.”
– John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via mortal-husk)
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I’m excited for this documentary about the queen tonight. Because I have a lot of royal family feels, but also because of 1950s fashion.
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I’m sooo sleepy.
But I just watched How To Make An American Quilt, and I have a lot of feels.
Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
May 2012
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
bsbrock:
as-milady-commands:
direwolve-s:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVR HE LAZY DOG
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DO
HE QUIK BROW FO JUPS ER HE LA DOG
THEWUIKROEWFOJUPSOERTHELAYDOG
the space key didn’t work
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notaplatypus:
if everyone could just
not
ask people about fan fiction written about them
that’d be nice
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“I want to taste and glory in each day, and never be afraid to experience pain;...”
– Sylvia Plath (via johnjohnjohnjohnjohn)
densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
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My fucking idiot moron cat was just having a fight outside.
So I went out to get him to come in and shut up. He ran under my neighbour’s car with the other cat and they were yowling, so I went back inside to get my phone to use as a torch. Trouble is, the screen wasn’t that bright, and my flash won’t turn on unless you’re taking a picture, so I opened the strobe light app...